Heart Puns & Jokes: Funny One-Liners and Valentine Captions

Looking to tickle someone’s funny bone — or maybe their funny heart? These heart puns are guaranteed to make you smile, giggle, and maybe even blush a little. From clever one-liners to adorable Valentine’s captions, we’ve got jokes that are perfect for every kind of love and friendship. 💖

Whether you’re sharing them on social media, sending them to a crush, or just looking for a little playful wordplay, these heart puns are short, sweet, and full of charm. They’re the perfect way to show affection without taking yourself too seriously.

So grab your funny bone and get ready to spread some love — these heart puns will have everyone laughing, swooning, and maybe even rolling their eyes at your clever wordplay. After all, life’s too short to skip the puns! 💘

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Heart Puns for Social Media

Trendy heart puns for posts

“You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.” ❤️
“You make my heart pop.” ❤️
“I’m nuts about you.” ❤️
“We’re mint to be.” ❤️
“You guac my world.” ❤️
“I whale always love you.” ❤️
“I’m owl yours.” ❤️
“You’re berry sweet.” ❤️
“I love you a brunch.” ❤️
“You light up my heart.” ❤️
“You’re purr-fect.” ❤️
“You’re soup-er special.” ❤️
“You make my heart flutter.” ❤️
“You’re the zest in my life.” ❤️
“I’m hooked on you.” ❤️
“You make my heart soar.” ❤️
“I’m grapeful for you.” ❤️
“You’re my jam.” ❤️

Captions to win hearts online

“I love you berry much.” ❤️
“You make my heart melt.” ❤️
“Forever and a day, my heart is yours.” ❤️
“You’re tea-rific.” ❤️
“You make my world brighter.” ❤️
“You make my heart giggle.” ❤️
“You’re the apple of my eye.” ❤️
“You’re my sweet pea.” ❤️
“You light up my world.” ❤️
“You make my heart skip a beat.” ❤️
“Love you a latte.” ❤️
“You’re honey, and I’m bun.” ❤️
“I’m stuck on you.” ❤️
“You’re egg-stra special.” ❤️
“You’re my cupcake crush.” ❤️
“My heart’s got Wi-Fi—connected to you.” ❤️
“You’re simply un-beet-able.” ❤️
“Keep calm and follow your heart.” ❤️

Short Heart Puns

Quick and clever heart one-liners

“You have my heart.” ❤️
“Love you a latte.” ❤️
“I’m stuck on you.” ❤️
“You make my heart pop.” ❤️
“You light up my heart.” ❤️
“I’m yours, no refunds.” ❤️
“You octopi my heart.” ❤️
“You whale always love you.” ❤️
“You’re tea-rific.” ❤️
“I’m owl yours.” ❤️
“You’re berry sweet.” ❤️
“Donut forget I love you.” ❤️
“You’re my sweet pea.” ❤️
“I’m bananas for you.” ❤️
“You’re paw-some.” ❤️
“You make me melt.” ❤️
“You guac my world.” ❤️
“You’re soup-er special.” ❤️

Bite-sized puns perfect for texting

“You’re the zest.” ❤️
“I love you berry much.” ❤️
“You’re egg-straordinary.” ❤️
“I’m nuts about you.” ❤️
“You’re purr-fect.” ❤️
“I a-dough you.” ❤️
“We’re mint to be.” ❤️
“I’m grapeful for you.” ❤️
“You’re my honey bun.” ❤️
“I’m soy into you.” ❤️
“I love you a brunch.” ❤️
“You light up my world.” ❤️
“You’re the jam to my toast.” ❤️
“You make my heart giggle.” ❤️
“You’re one in a melon.” ❤️
“You make my heart flutter.” ❤️
“You’re a-peeling to me.” ❤️
“You’re sweet as pie.” ❤️

Heart Puns Captions

Instagram-ready Valentine’s captions

“You make my heart skip a beat.” ❤️
“Love you to the moon and back.” ❤️
“You stole a pizza my heart.” ❤️
“You’ve got a latte love from me.” ❤️
“You make my heart pop like popcorn.” ❤️
“I a-peach-iate you.” ❤️
“We’re mint to be together.” ❤️
“I whale always love you.” ❤️
“You octopi my heart.” ❤️
“You light up my heart like a candle.” ❤️
“I’m owl yours.” ❤️
“You’re berry sweet.” ❤️
“I a-dough you.” ❤️
“You make me butterly happy.” ❤️
“I’m grapeful for you.” ❤️
“You’re the zest in my life.” ❤️
“You make my world brighter.” ❤️
“I’m head over heels for you.” ❤️

Cute and witty captions for any love post

“You’re my jam.” ❤️
“You’re purr-fect.” ❤️
“I’m nuts about you.” ❤️
“You guac my world.” ❤️
“You make my heart melt like chocolate.” ❤️
“You’re tea-rific.” ❤️
“I’m soy into you.” ❤️
“You make my heart soar.” ❤️
“You’re soup-er special.” ❤️
“Forever and a day, my heart is yours.” ❤️
“I love you berry much.” ❤️
“You make my heart flutter.” ❤️
“You’re my honey bun.” ❤️
“I’m stuck on you.” ❤️
“You light up my world.” ❤️
“Love you a brunch.” ❤️
“You’re my sweet pea.” ❤️
“You make my heart pop.” ❤️

Heart Puns One-Liners

Quick jokes to make hearts laugh

“You make my heart skip a beet.” ❤️
“You stole a pizza my heart.” ❤️
“We’re mint to be.” ❤️
“You guac my world.” ❤️
“I whale always love you.” ❤️
“I’m owl yours.” ❤️
“You make my heart pop.” ❤️
“I’m nuts about you.” ❤️
“Donut forget, I love you.” ❤️
“You octopi my heart.” ❤️
“You’re berry sweet.” ❤️
“I a-dough you.” ❤️
“You’re tea-rific.” ❤️
“You’re soup-er special.” ❤️
“I’m hooked on you.” ❤️
“You make my heart melt.” ❤️
“You’re my jam.” ❤️
“You make me feel grape.” ❤️

Short and sweet one-liners for social posts

“I’m soy into you.” ❤️
“I love you berry much.” ❤️
“You make my heart soar.” ❤️
“I’m grapeful for you.” ❤️
“You make me butterly happy.” ❤️
“You’re the zest!” ❤️
“I’m a-latte into you.” ❤️
“You light up my heart.” ❤️
“You’re purr-fect.” ❤️
“I a-peach-iate you.” ❤️
“You make my heart skip a beat.” ❤️
“You’re my sweet pea.” ❤️
“Forever and a day, my heart is yours.” ❤️
“I love you a brunch.” ❤️
“You make my heart flutter.” ❤️
“You’re egg-straordinary.” ❤️
“You’re honey and I’m bun.” ❤️
“You make my world brighter.” ❤️

Cute Heart Puns

Sweet heart jokes for kids and lovers

“You make me butterly happy.” ❤️
“I’m grapeful for you.” ❤️
“You octopi my heart.” ❤️
“I love you a brunch.” ❤️
“You’re the zest in my life.” ❤️
“You make my heart soar.” ❤️
“I’m nuts about you.” ❤️
“You’re soup-er special.” ❤️
“You’re tea-riffic.” ❤️
“You make my heart skip a beet.” ❤️
“I’m hooked on you.” ❤️
“You’re my sweet pea.” ❤️
“Forever and a day, my heart is yours.” ❤️
“You make me feel grape.” ❤️
“You’re honey, and I’m bun.” ❤️
“I a-latte you.” ❤️
“You make my heart flutter.” ❤️
“You light up my world.” ❤️
“You make my heart skip a beat.” ❤️
“I love you berry much.” ❤️
“You’re egg-straordinary.” ❤️
“I’m stuck on you.” ❤️

Heart Idioms Turned Funny

Classic sayings with a punny twist

“My heart skipped a beet.” ❤️
“Follow your heart… but take snacks.” ❤️
“Home is where the heart (and pizza) is.” ❤️
“Cross my heart and hope to pie.” ❤️
“Eat, drink, and have a heart full of chocolate.” ❤️
“A change of heart… with extra cheese.” ❤️
“Wear your heart on your sleeve… with glitter.” ❤️
“Break my heart? Not before dessert.” ❤️
“Your heart’s in the right place… next to the cookies.” ❤️
“Open heart, open snack drawer.” ❤️
“Heavy heart, light ice cream.” ❤️
“Put your heart into it… like frosting.” ❤️
“Heart to heart over pizza.” ❤️
“Young at heart, old at sweets.” ❤️
“Take heart and take a donut.” ❤️
“A heart of gold… covered in caramel.” ❤️
“Follow your heart, but bring fries.” ❤️
“Heartfelt hugs… and hot fudge.” ❤️

Laugh-out-loud versions of common heart idioms

“Piece of my heart… and pie too.” ❤️
“Your heart is in the right place… in the bakery.” ❤️
“Cold heart? Warm it with cocoa.” ❤️
“Give your heart… and get cake in return.” ❤️
“Heartstrings pulled by puppy eyes.” ❤️
“A happy heart is a dessert-filled heart.” ❤️
“Crossed hearts like two donuts.” ❤️
“Lead with your heart… and a spoon.” ❤️
“A heart that loves, loves pizza.” ❤️
“Wear your heart… and sprinkles.” ❤️
“Open heart, open fridge.” ❤️
“Keep heart, take candy.” ❤️
“Sweetheart with a sweet tooth.” ❤️
“Home is where the heart and chocolate are.” ❤️
“Piece of my heart—make it a double.” ❤️
“Don’t lose heart, lose your diet.” ❤️
“Love from the bottom of my snack drawer.” ❤️
“Heart to heart, bite to bite.” ❤️

Tickle your funny bone with spooky laughs! 💀 From “Bone to be wild” to “Rib-tickled,” skeleton puns are perfect for Halloween or captions. See our Skeleton Puns!

Heart Puns for Kids

Child-friendly heart jokes and puns

“You make my heart smile.” ❤️
“You’re my sweet pea.” ❤️
“You’re berry special.” ❤️
“I love you a latte.” ❤️
“You make my heart pop.” ❤️
“Donut forget I love you.” ❤️
“You guac my world.” ❤️
“We’re mint to be.” ❤️
“I whale always love you.” ❤️
“You octopi my heart.” ❤️
“You’re egg-straordinary.” ❤️
“You’re tea-riffic.” ❤️
“You make me butterly happy.” ❤️
“I’m owl yours.” ❤️
“You’re my jam.” ❤️
“I’m nuts about you.” ❤️
“You make my heart soar.” ❤️
“I a-dough you.” ❤️

Fun Valentine’s puns for school and parties

“You light up my heart.” ❤️
“You’re purr-fect.” ❤️
“I love you berry much.” ❤️
“You make my heart skip a beet.” ❤️
“I’m hooked on you.” ❤️
“You’re my sweet cupcake.” ❤️
“You’re soup-er special.” ❤️
“You make my heart flutter.” ❤️
“Forever and a day, my heart is yours.” ❤️
“You make me feel grape.” ❤️
“You’re my honey bun.” ❤️
“You make my world brighter.” ❤️
“I’m stuck on you.” ❤️
“You’re my candy heart.” ❤️
“You’re the apple of my eye.” ❤️
“You’re berry awesome.” ❤️
“You make my heart dance.” ❤️
“You’re my sunshine smile.” ❤️

Heart Puns Dirty

Playful adult heart jokes

“You’ve stolen a pizza my heart… and maybe my dessert.” ❤️
“You guac my world… and my bed.” ❤️
“I’m nuts about you… and your smile.” ❤️
“You make my heart pop… in all the right ways.” ❤️
“I whale always love you… especially at night.” ❤️
“You octopi my heart… and maybe my mind.” ❤️
“I a-dough you completely.” ❤️
“You’re egg-straordinary… and extra hot.” ❤️
“You make me butterly happy… everywhere.” ❤️
“I’m hooked on you… deeply.” ❤️
“You’re tea-riffic… and steaming hot.” ❤️
“I’m owl yours… no takebacks.” ❤️
“You make my heart soar… and more.” ❤️
“You’re purr-fect… and irresistible.” ❤️
“You’re soup-er spicy.” ❤️
“I a-peach-iate your curves.” ❤️
“You make my heart melt… like chocolate in bed.” ❤️
“I’m soy into you… totally.” ❤️

Naughty puns for couples and dating fun

“You light up my heart… and my nights.” ❤️
“You make my heart skip a beet… and a breath.” ❤️
“I’m bananas for you… completely.” ❤️
“You’re my jam… and I’m sticky for you.” ❤️
“You’re the zest and spice of my life.” ❤️
“I’m stuck on you… everywhere.” ❤️
“You make my heart flutter… and my pulse race.” ❤️
“I whale always love your moves.” ❤️
“I’m hooked on your vibe.” ❤️
“You octopi my thoughts all day.” ❤️
“You’re soup-er hot.” ❤️
“You make my heart beat faster.” ❤️
“I a-latte you with passion.” ❤️
“You make my nights brighter.” ❤️
“Forever and a day, my heart is yours.” ❤️
“I love you from my head tomatoes.” ❤️
“You’re sweet and a little saucy.” ❤️
“You’ve got my heart on fire.” ❤️

Heart Puns Names

Punny names for Valentine’s gifts and cards

“Romeo-nade” ❤️
“Juliet-tea” ❤️
“Love-a-lot” ❤️
“Heartthrob” ❤️
“Cupidoodle” ❤️
“Sweetie Pie” ❤️
“Berry Mine” ❤️
“Pumpkin Heart” ❤️
“Honey Bun” ❤️
“Sugar Plum” ❤️
“Lovey Dovey” ❤️
“Heart Nugget” ❤️
“Snuggle Muffin” ❤️
“Beau-ti-ful” ❤️
“Lovey Pop” ❤️
“Heartie McHeartface” ❤️
“Choco-lot of Love” ❤️
“Valen-tiny” ❤️

Creative pet and character names with heart jokes

“Love Bug” ❤️
“Cupcake Heart” ❤️
“Pumpkin Pie” ❤️
“Heart Angel” ❤️
“Snuggle Bear” ❤️
“Sugar Rush” ❤️
“Heart Ninja” ❤️
“Be Mine-o-saur” ❤️
“Cupid Cat” ❤️
“Love Monster” ❤️
“Heart Sparkle” ❤️
“Honey Bear” ❤️
“Heartster” ❤️
“Sweetpea Heart” ❤️
“Romance-o-rama” ❤️
“Sugar Sprinkle” ❤️
“Heart Whisper” ❤️
“Sweetheart Supreme” ❤️

Add some veggie humor to your day! 🥕 From “I’m rooting for you” to “You’re unbe-leaf-able,” carrot puns make captions and texts fun. Check out our Carrot Puns!

Heart Puns Reddit

Popular heart puns trending online

“You make my heart skip a beet.” ❤️
“You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.” ❤️
“You guac my world.” ❤️
“We’re mint to be.” ❤️
“You octopi my heart.” ❤️
“Donut forget I love you.” ❤️
“You’re tea-riffic.” ❤️
“You make my heart pop like popcorn.” ❤️
“You’re berry sweet.” ❤️
“I’m owl yours.” ❤️
“You a-dough me.” ❤️
“You make me butterly happy.” ❤️
“I’m grapeful for you.” ❤️
“You’re my jam.” ❤️
“I’m nuts about you.” ❤️
“You’re purr-fect.” ❤️
“You make my heart soar.” ❤️
“Forever and a day, my heart is yours.” ❤️

Community favorites from Reddit threads

“I love you berry much.” ❤️
“You make my heart melt like chocolate.” ❤️
“You’re soup-er special.” ❤️
“You make my heart flutter.” ❤️
“You’re my honey bun.” ❤️
“I’m stuck on you.” ❤️
“You light up my world.” ❤️
“You make me feel grape.” ❤️
“You’re my candy heart.” ❤️
“You’re the apple of my eye.” ❤️
“You’re berry awesome.” ❤️
“You make my heart dance.” ❤️
“I’m head over heels for you.” ❤️
“You make my heart giggle.” ❤️
“You’re the zest and the best.” ❤️
“Love is in the air—and so are puns.” ❤️
“You octopi all my thoughts.” ❤️
“You’ve won my heart—Reddit approved.” ❤️

Frequently Asked Questions

What are some funny heart puns for Valentine’s Day?

Try puns like “You’ve stolen a pizza my heart” or “I a-peach-iate you” for laughs and love.

Can you give me cute heart puns for social media captions?

Use lines like “You make my heart pop” or “We’re mint to be” for Instagram-ready posts.

What are short heart puns I can text to my crush?

Quick puns like “I’m owl yours” or “Donut forget I love you” are perfect for texting.

Where can I find popular heart puns from Reddit?

Check trending heart puns like “You octopi my heart” or “I whale always love you” from online communities.

Are there funny heart puns suitable for kids?

Yes! Cute puns like “You’re my sweet pea” or “I love you a latte” are kid-friendly and fun.

conclusion

And there you have it — a full collection of the most adorable, witty, and laugh-out-loud heart puns to fill your day with love and laughter! Whether you’re sending a sweet text, writing a Valentine’s card, or crafting the perfect Instagram caption, these punny gems are sure to make hearts skip a beet (and maybe win you a few extra smiles). ❤️

So go ahead — spread the love one pun at a time! From romantic one-liners to silly kid-friendly jokes, these heart puns prove that laughter truly is the best love language. Whether your heart belongs to someone special or you just love a good wordplay, keep these puns close — because they’re straight from the heart! 💘

Rachel Collins

Rachel Collins is the founder and creative voice behind Pun Boom, where words go BOOM! A writer with a sharp wit and a love for wordplay, Rachel turns everyday ideas into clever, laugh-worthy puns that spark joy and creativity. She believes humor connects people one pun at a time and aims to make readers smile with every post. When she’s not crafting puns, she’s exploring new ideas, chasing inspiration, and enjoying the lighter side of life.